Verbal Defense

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Hi! I'm a human! What are you?

I heard you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard somewhere that your brother was an only child. Now I see it's true.

When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a dreadful mistake.

know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high.

I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..

I'm blonde. What's your excuse?

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like this guy just gargled

Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

Whom am I calling 'stupid'? Good question. I don't know. What is your name?

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.

Your verbosity is exceeded only by your total stupidity.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.

You're a habit I'd like to kick—with both feet.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but the hate that I feel for you is the real thing.

You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.

I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part.

Don't thank me for insulting you - it was a pleasure.

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