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Verbal Defense

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  • Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
  • Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair.
  • There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
  • You are so dishonest, I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
  • You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.
  • You have a nasty speech impediment....your foot.
  • You must have a low opinion of people, if you think they are your equal.
  • You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant.
  • You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.
  • I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?
  • After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incestuous rape.
  • Your ancestors must number in the thousands. It's really hard to understand how so many people can be to blame for producing something like you.
  • A curse on you, and may the curse be that you remain what you are.
  • All that you are, you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them some used toilet-roll and get back in credit with them?
  • Your parents are siblings, right?
  • You should learn from your parents' mistakes - get sterilized now!
  • The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
  • You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion - and now she believes in infanticide.
  • It's good to see you're here with your charming sister-cousin-mother-wife, Billy-Jo.
  • The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
  • Hey, weren't you the poster child for birth control?
  • You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer, and you came along.
  • I bet your mother's barks is worse than her bite!
  • Tell me, did your parents have any children that lived?
  • Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
  • As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
  • Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
  • She'd steal the straw from her mother's kennel.

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