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Ways to bluff a mugger
- Gee, you're the first person that's spoken to me since I escaped!
- Help yourself! I just want to warn you! Since I saw "Papillon," I keep my money in a strange place!
- Beat it! There's a contract out on me, and anybody that's seen with me is as good as dead!
- You're welcome to it! I'm sick and tired of trying to pass these marked bills from the ransom!
- Congratulations! You're gonna be the tenth mugger today!
- Sure, I've got something for you! Where do you want it... in the belly of the head?
- Great! This'll give me a good workout for my upcoming title fight with Tyson!
- No, No! You're doing it all wrong! Let an EXPERIENCED mugger show you how!
- That's it! Fantastic! You're exactly the actor I need for my next picture!
- Take it all! I'm dying from a highly-contagious disease anyway!
- Okay, boys! Our stakeout worked! Come and get'um!
- Oh, God! Please don't let me kill AGAIN!!!