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Murphy's Laws of Taekwondo
- The wimp who made it through the elimination bouts on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
- The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
- The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the instructor will be sick.
- The instructor will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.
- If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
- After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
- After years of training without a injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt testing.
- No matter how many times you take care of it before your division is called at a tournament, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when your name is called.