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If Taekwondo students ruled the world
- After every tournament, the competitors would get a chance to spar with the referees.
- There would be 365 different belt colors, so you could get promoted just for coming to a class.
- Only sports that can be done barefoot would be allowed on TV.
- Brazilian Jiu-jitsu students would all develop a painful rash on their backs so they would have to fight standing up.
- The victors in a sparring competition would get to body slam the losers.
- Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
- A referee's vocabulary would be limited to "Sejak!" and "Winner!"
- Doboks would be acceptable business attire and everyone would have to wear them.
- The old instructors would become 40 years younger so you could really see how good they really were.
- Your opponents would always weigh less than your little sister.