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- Murphy's Laws of Taekwondo
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- While trying to sleep, have some wake you every few minutes mumbling "Sorry, wrong rack."
- Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of your bathtub and move the showerhead down to chest level. Set hot water heater thermostat to ice cold. When you take showers, make sure you shut off the water while soaping.
- Every time there's a thunderstorm, sit in a wobbly rocking chair and rock as hard as you can until you're nauseous.
- Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it to "High.”
- Don't watch TV except movies in the middle of the night. Also, have your family vote on which movie to watch, then show a different one. Have someone ask you to explain what the show is about and then leave before it ends.Have some one walk in in the the middle of a a show and change the channel to check the scores.
- For engineering ratings, leave lawnmower running in your living room six hours a day for proper noise level.
- Have the paperboy give you a haircut.
- Once a week blow compressed air up through your chimney, making sure the wind carries the soot across and onto your neighbor's house.
- Buy a trash compactor and only use it once a week.
- Store up garbage in the other side of your bathtub.
- Make up your family menu a week ahead of time without looking in your food cabinets or refrigerator. Serve vegetables with bits of ice in them. Fry bacon until it crumbles to dust when you try to eat it.
- Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed, get dressed as fast as you can, run out into your yard, break out the garden hose, and pretend you are fighting a fire.
- Once a month take every major appliance completely apart, clean the parts, and then put them back together.
- Use 18 scoops of budget coffee per pot and allow it to sit for 5 or 6 hours before drinking. Never wash your coffee cup.
- Invite at least 85 people you don't really like to visit for a couple of months and sleep in the same room with you.
- Have a fluorescent lamp installed on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read books.
- Raise the thresholds and lower the top sills on your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head on the sill every time you pass through one of them.
- Lock wire the lug nuts on your car.
- When making cakes, prop up one side of the pan while it is baking and then spread icing really thick on one side to level off the top.
- Every so often, throw your cat into the swimming pool, shout "Man overboard, ship recovery!"
- Run into the kitchen and sweep all the pots/pans/dishes off the counter onto the floor, then yell at your family for not having the place "stowed for sea".
- Put on some headphones. Go and stand in front of your stove. Say (to nobody in particular) "Stove manned and ready". Stand there for 3 or 4 hours. Say (once again to nobody in particular) "Stove secured." Roll up the headphone cord and put it away.