As two students approached the dojang door, the first one walked through without holding the door for the second student, The student complained "That's not polite. If I had been first at the door I would held it open so you could enter first." To which the first student replied "Then why are you complaining? You got what you wanted."
A green belt showed his yellow belt friend the beautiful diamond ring he just bought his wife for their anniversary. "I though she wanted a four-wheel-drive vehicle," said the yellow belt. "She did," replied the green belt. "But where am I going to find a fake jeep?"
One night during a Taekwondo class, a student did not properly answer up to the instructor, so the instructor slapped the student. Everyone in the class gasped. Then the instructor slapped a student standing next to the first student and said "There I granted your wish!" The student asked "Why did you do that?" The instructor replied " Because, I know that after class you were going to say to someone 'I wish he had tried that with me!'"
One day the devil challenged God to a Taekwondo tournament. Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have some of the greatest ancient Taekkyon masters up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the referees down here."