"If I said you could test for black belt, would you have the money?" asked the instructor. The red belt replied, "If I told you I didn't have the money, would you say I could test for back belt?"
The master asked a white belt to come to his home and paint his porch. The white belt agreed. When he arrived, the master told him that the paint and brushes were in the garage. An hour later the white belt came back and said he had finished with the painting. The master thanked him. As the white belt was leaving, the said "By the way Sir, you don't have a Porsche–it's a Ferrari."
While talking to a first degree black belt at a Taekwondo tournament, a green belt asked him if he wanted to hear a good blond joke. The black belt replied, "Well, I'm blond and I would not appreciate it, and the third degree beside you is blond and she would not appreciate it, and the big fourth degree behind you is blond and he would not appreciate it. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?""No way!" says the green belt. "Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
After being warned for excessive contact while sparring in class, a visiting student replied, "I don't have this problem when I sparred at my school." The instructor replied, "When you train at your school, we don't have this problem either."