Jokes

A red belt was attending a Taekwondo camp at which he was to test for black belt. One evening a heavy storm blew up and everyone ran to the nearest cabin. The red belt ended up in a cabin when the grand master. The storm continued into the night so the two decided to sleep through the storm. During the late night, the master shook the red belt awake and said, "Look up and tell me what you see." The red belt said, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what do you deduce from that?" asked the master. Suspecting this was a part of his black belt test, the red belt answered, "Well, astronomically, it tells me there are millions and millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astronomically, I see that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is about a quarter past three. Theologically, I see that God is all powerful and that we are an insignificant part of the universe. Meteorologically, I can see that the storm is over." Then, feeling confident, the red belt asks, "What does it tell you master?" The master relied, "You idiot, it tells me that the storm blew the roof off the cabin!"

 Three Taekwondo students, a black belt, a blue belt, and a white belt were touring Korea when they saved a wise old monk from a fire. To thank them, the monk gave each one wish. The black belt said, "I want to home and rich beyond my dreams." "Wish granted!" said the monk the woman disappeared. The blue belt says, "I want to be home and married to the most beautiful woman in the world!" "Wish granted!" said the monk the man disappeared. Now the white belt begins to feel lonely so he makes his wish. "I wish my friends were back with me!". "Wish granted!" said the monk.