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There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures black belts have allowed to live.
Black belts do not sleep; they wait.
Black belts can have their cake and eat it too.
You can never throw a surprise birthday party for a black belt.
A black belt is standing BEHIND YOU.
Black belts speak in all caps.
Black belts can dribble a football.
Black belt kicking power may be expressed simply as a horizontal eight
A black belt was once asked to repeat himself, once.