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When black belts wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Black belts have never been accused of murder because their actions are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
Black belts consider human beings, targets.
Black belts like their ice as like skulls: crushed.
Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people do not know is that the quote continues, "...afraid of Black belts."
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in a black belt's kindergarten class.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that a black belts didn't kill you in your sleep.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at a black belt has his last laugh.
People used to escape black belts using vehicles so black belts created the vehicle accident.
Before sliced bread, people used to say, "That’s the greatest thing since black belts.”
Black belts put fun into manslaughter.
Some people have said that black belts are a myth; those people are no longer with us.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for black belts.