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What are Black Belts?

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  • When black belts wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.        
  • Black belts have never been accused of murder because their actions are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."      
  • Black belts consider human beings, targets.
  • Black belts like their ice as like skulls: crushed. 
  • Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people do not know is that the quote continues, "...afraid of Black belts."
  • Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in a black belt's kindergarten class. 
  • The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that a black belts didn't kill you in your sleep.
  • He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at a black belt has his last laugh.
  • People used to escape black belts using vehicles so black belts created the vehicle accident. 
  • Before sliced bread, people used to say, "That’s the greatest thing since black belts.” 
  • Black belts put fun into manslaughter.
  • Some people have said that black belts are a myth; those people are no longer with us.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for black belts.

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