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On a crowed sidewalk, a black belt does not walk around people; they walk around her.
A black belt can play Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and win.
Some people wear Superman pajamas when they sleep. Superman wears a black belt.
Black belts keep their friends close and their enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with side kick to the face.
Black belts do not stub their toes; they accidentally destroy things.
Black belts can slam a revolving door.
Black belts do not step on toes; they step on faces.
A study showed the leading causes of death are heart disease, cancer, and black belts.
Once you go black belt, you can never go back.
What is the last thing you hear before a black belt kicks you? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Black belts do not play god. Playing is for children.
Black belts perform a public service by donating dead bodies for scientific research.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds," he was not referring to the atomic bomb; he was referring to black belts.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not a black belt.
Black belts can smell fear. They can also smell hope, as in "I hope he lets me live."
Behind every successful man is a good woman. Behind every black belt is a good instructor.