What are Black Belts?
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- Black belts do not write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
- Black belts can divide by zero.
- A picture is worth a thousand words. A black belt is worth a thousand hours of training.
- When Black belts talks, everybody listens; those who do not listen—bleed.
- Contrary to popular belief, there are enough black belts to go around.
- For some, one testicle is larger than the other one. For black belts, each testicle is larger than the other one.
- When black belts drink, they do not throw up; they throw down.
- Archeologists unearthed the first English dictionary. It defined "victim" as "one who disrespected a black belt"
- If you Google search for "humble black belts,” you will get zero results.
- A black belt invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb.
- A black belt can watch 60 minutes in 6 minutes.
- Black belts have a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in their way.
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