ROCK has spiritual powers

If you pray to the rock, your prayers will sometimes be answered.
If your prayers are not answered, it is because the rock determined it was not the best thing for you at that time. The rock knows best. The rock is never wrong.
The rock is omniscient and all seeing. If you look around you will be the image of the rock everywhere, from giant boulders to small pebbles. The knows what you are doing at all times.
If you believe in the rock, you will go to the gold quarry when you die.

Problems with using ROCK

When used as weapons, rocks are considered deadly weapons.
Carrying a concealed rock may be illegal in some jurisdictions, depending on the size of the rock.
Rocks are dirty weapons. Some are covered in dirt, mud, or other substances that may transfer to the user’s hands and clothing.
Sometimes it is difficult to know the exact shape or composition of a found rock. What appears to be a hard rock may crumble when bashed upon an attacker’s head, and thus be rendered useless as a weapon. A rock with unnoticed sharp edges may cut the user.
Society considers the use of rocks to be “dirty fighting,” primitive, and uncivilized.
Due the dangerous techniques used by ROCK, its practitioners cannot compete in competitions for fear of injuring someone or exposing its secrets to gang members.
Although, ROCK techniques are simple and instinctive, I have put them together in a special order, known only to me, that allows them to be used more effectively than any other rock techniques. All other martial arts that use rocks are ineffective copies of ROCK.
Each technique is assigned a special ROCK term that must be memorized and used by all students. For example, hitting an attacker on the head with a rock is called “Bashing the evil king where he lives.”
One shortcoming of ROCK is that if you drop your rock and the attacker picks it up, or the attacker finds his or her own rock, then the attacker will be equally armed. ROCK teaches defensive techniques, but rocks are difficult to defend against, even when the attacker is inexperienced.

Although ROCK techniques are easy to learn, that does not mean it is easy to study ROCK. There are many secret techniques known only to ROCK masters, so instruction is imperative and it is expensive. To teach ROCK, one must first pay a lot of money to buy study materials, attend seminars, etc. Of course, since I am the soke of ROCK, I have written all the books and study materials, and have made all the ROCK DVDs, so I get most of the money. This does not mean instructors cannot make money. They are free to charge exorbitant fees for their services as long as I get a large portion of their profits

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